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Current Obsession: Iggy Koopa + Hyrule Warriors + Five Nights At Freddy's

3DS Friend Code: 2707-1748-0295 / Wii U: Oxnards

I used to roleplay Oxnard, Ask Yoshi, Sable from AC.

Things I Post: Animation, Art, Animal Crossing, AC: New Leaf, Hamtaro, Isabelle, Mario Kart 8, Music, My Little Pony, Pokemon, (Pokemon XY), Rocket Raccoon, Sailor Moon, Super Mario 3D World, Yoshi

18+ tags: NSFW, Belly, Butts, Chub, Dicks, Furry, Kinks, Moobs, Porn, Rowr, Socks and Ribbons, Undies, Woof, Yip, Yiff

Oct 20 '14
cheshiretiger:

Here’s my current crush/bf, Coach, looking naked with spots in this shirt. oxnards

Reminds me of when I had a crush on Angus. But he never got down to just white-spots for me, lucky… OnO

cheshiretiger:

Here’s my current crush/bf, Coach, looking naked with spots in this shirt. oxnards

Reminds me of when I had a crush on Angus. But he never got down to just white-spots for me, lucky… OnO

Oct 20 '14
gameraboy:

Twerk it. Three Caballeros (1944)

gameraboy:

Twerk it. Three Caballeros (1944)

Oct 20 '14

Great question! 

Here’s the peen tier for SSB4:

The list goes from right to left - so characters like Kirby and Bowser Jr. (not fitting each Koopaling and alternate in here) are likely super hung around 10” [25cm] whereas characters in the same column as Bowser and Ganondorf probably have teeny tiny winkies at about 1” each [2.5cm]

Each row of four could be around the same, I really can’t do all these in exact order. 

Since we’re on the internet I’m sure someone’s bound to disagree! I’d be interested in seeing other peen tier charts. I don’t get why people are making tiers for fighting abilities when it’s really the angle of your dangle that’ll spangle your opponents!

Oct 20 '14

Quickie for oxnards. Based on a snippet from a dream the other day. Situation: I’m standing in the middle of campus, when I receive a picture from some unknown number. I see it is of me, pants down, in the middle of campus. I turn, and see none other than our favorite little hamster, having been the culprit. :3
Well, that’s it. Hope you like ^^;

Ehehe awww, oh golly wow! :D I love it! That’s a super fun dream and situation I love. ;3 I haven’t really heard’a it before where you send a picture to someone that doesn’t know they’re nakie. That’s awesome. :D I’d definitely be happy to help out with that cute little prank. ;3
Thank you so much! :D

Quickie for oxnards. Based on a snippet from a dream the other day. Situation: I’m standing in the middle of campus, when I receive a picture from some unknown number. I see it is of me, pants down, in the middle of campus. I turn, and see none other than our favorite little hamster, having been the culprit. :3

Well, that’s it. Hope you like ^^;

Ehehe awww, oh golly wow! :D I love it! That’s a super fun dream and situation I love. ;3 I haven’t really heard’a it before where you send a picture to someone that doesn’t know they’re nakie. That’s awesome. :D I’d definitely be happy to help out with that cute little prank. ;3

Thank you so much! :D

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
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Be kind to yourself. Stop telling yourself that whatever you are struggling with “should” be easy. If something is hard for you, it is hard for you. There are probably Reasons, though those may just be how you are wired. Acknowledge these things. When you finish something hard, be proud! Celebrate a little.

And really, just stop saying “should” to yourself about your thoughts and feelings in any context. You feel how you feel. The things in your head are the things in your head. You can’t change either directly through sheer force of will. You can only change what you do. Stop beating yourself up for who and what you are right now–it isn’t productive. Focus on moving forward.

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Oct 20 '14
freakinasheet:

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

freakinasheet:

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?